I thought I'd get truly ridiculous with this one.
Leonardo daVinci was walking in the park one day when he saw his friend, Jim, sitting on a bench down the path.
straight chillin
Leonardo happened to have brought along a recent creation of his (an artist's rendition is pictured below).
Rock Gator
Being the trickiest fellow on the block, Leonardo thought he might play a trick on poor old Jim.
Oh no!
So he walked on over to Jim and waved "Hello."
What up.
Jim replied with a friendly hello and then asked Leonardo what he was holding behind his back.
What's behind your back?
Leonardo removed the Rock Lizard from behind his back. A sight Jim did not expect. He asked what it was.
Dude, what the hell is that?
Leonardo, disregarding Jim's question, threw the lizard at him, which flew
I can fly, too.
and landed on Jim's head.
GET OFF OF MY HEAD!
And Jim died.
I cried for Jim. Did you?
Poor Jim.
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